N- narrator D- waiter Ho- restaurant manager I- VIP Henry- sweeper J- Alex's manager A- Hip Hop Star T and P- fan/customer
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I: That sweeper is going to be in big trouble. I am going to ask the hip-hop star to find him.
J: Hm..
I: I am going to....
J: Ah...
I: Do you hear what I just said?
J: O...
I: Why you hm, ah, o? WHY?? What kind of sickness do you have? Just answer me properly. I can't wait any longer! Lets
go to the cow shop!
A: Yo, that shop have cow flu, man!
J: Yes, thats right
After fifteen minutes...
I: (hitting the table, strongly and angrily) Let's get out of here!
A: Yo, lets go.
D: Hey, wait! Please wait for a moment.
Ho: Can I help you s.....(screaming) Ah! It's Alex! Can I have your autograph please...
A: There.
Ho: Thank you!
When Ho was discussing with the hip-hop star, two customers went into the restaurant.
PnT: WAH!!!!!! (screammingloudly)
T: Can we have your autograph please...
A: Here you go.
I: DO you want mine?
P: Who are you? I don't want your autograph. I don't even know you.
N: After that, the manager and the hip-hop starj ran away because of thse crazy ladies chasing them. After that, the
ladies came back, exhausted.
D: What would you like to weat?
T: Maybe I'll like the lamb chop please?
P: I'll like chicken rice. (say it fast) I don't want it to be cooked or served fired, I want it to washed with water or boiled
with fresh rice from Thailand, Kampuchea or whatever.
D: Alright.
P: Hey, have you ehard of his new album?
T: Who?
A: Alex, the hip-hop star. He is very famous especially for his glasses.
T: Excuse me sir, come here. Why are you so tall?? DO you eat rice and drink milk everyday?
D: Not only that, it also takes beef, chicken, steak, chicken chop, chicken rice, laksa, kari, ice lemon tea, Milo, chcolate,
cake, chocolate cake, vanilla, starberry and all the flavour for the cake in one day all mixed up and I become tall.
T: Let's play snapping while waiting for the food. Snap it, like this. Snap it. You know, snapping...
P: I'm snapping.
T: Snap it. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo,yo.........
P: If you yo once more, I'm going to yo you!
T: Hey, waiter! Can you get me a glass of water?
D: What water? Drain water? Toilet water, boiled water? Mineral water? Undergroud water?
T: Any water will do.
D: Toilet water?
T: No, any water.
D: Okay, toilet water.
T: Call your boss here right now!
P: Boss!!!!!
Ho: Can I help you?
N: They were surprised that the waiter is taller than the boss.
P: Who is this?
D: My maid.
Ho: WHat maid?
D: Mermaid.
Ho: Mermaid you!
T: YOu have such a horrible, terrible and vegetable waiter!! (scream)
D: Do you want to order vegetables? What type of vegetables do you want?
Ho: Keep quiet! Or your fired!
D: What fired, a...fire??
Ho: If you say another word, I'll fire you.
D: Alright
Ho: You are fired!
Henry hit Ho's leg and fight again
Ho: You're in big trouble....if you do that agaiN!
Henry hit Ho's leg again.
Ho: How dare you hit my leg??!!
D: You are fired...... (whispering)
Ho: How dare you hit my leg!!!
I: No, no....(whispering)
D: You are fired....(whipering)
Ho: You are FIRED!!!
D: Standard line, never changes.
I: My money!!
Henry: What!!! (try to break broom butcannot)
Alex from outside came in , then Ho, Pauline and Theo run out and chase them
The end!!
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Very messy, i noe...Soarry...Hehe...
Tuesday, June 13, 2006
Monday, June 12, 2006
P. Moral Project....
....and I screw it UP!! Have to go to Kuching on the last minute...feel so bad...no I hav to bertungkus-lumus catch up... Now I hav no idea how to do the Pendahuluan and Objektif....if anything go wrong my fault lo... Haaaa!!! Feel really guilty!! So...now I started doing the best I can to finish it while playing with Sabre (dog). Anyways...since I don't noe wad to do at KCH, i eventually started to play running games wif my skinny cousin, chen kai (Stella, which means very skinny chicken) and her fat sister, Edrea...haiyo...so hard to sleep. Everywhere sakit...because I found out strategy to defeat her speed!! (since she is skinny, her speed can kalahkan Michael Shoe Makers's F1) Last time me and my older cousin have to o ambush...hhaha!! The secret is...you have to run everywhere...including jumping over doggy dung and running zig zag near the dog. And...I juz found out that, her 'best friend' lives very near to her house. From her bedroom window, you can see her (best fwen) house!!
Wednesday, June 07, 2006
Things I Did During The Hols...
During the mornings...watch tv from 7.00am to 9.00am (in order-Ran The Samurai Gal, Wolf's Rain, Get Backers, Dectective School Q (note that each show is 30 minutes)) Then, if i have nothing to do, go and play PS2. If on Friday, after watching tv I go sweep the floor...
During the afternoon...now is holiday rite...belajar masak from mom...(got one time hangus (bawang...)), then eat lunch and maybe sleep?
Night time...eat dinner and watch tv. Then sleep. That's all during the night time...nothing else.
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Everything up there is true...cos i have nothing which is not true to write...hehe... Anyways...I would like to wish all who's bday is on June a Happy Brithday...
Man...it's dead boring here...going to chat..chao!
During the afternoon...now is holiday rite...belajar masak from mom...(got one time hangus (bawang...)), then eat lunch and maybe sleep?
Night time...eat dinner and watch tv. Then sleep. That's all during the night time...nothing else.
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Everything up there is true...cos i have nothing which is not true to write...hehe... Anyways...I would like to wish all who's bday is on June a Happy Brithday...
Man...it's dead boring here...going to chat..chao!
Sunday, June 04, 2006
What type of person is drawn to you? (Amazing anime pics!)
Understanding: You two will probably know that you were meant to be from the moment you meet each other. They understand you and will be kind out of heart without wishing anything in return. They love to see you happy. You are probably a lot like them too! Even though they may not be the hottest of the bunch, they are openminded and love everything about you and that's what matters! Count on this person to always be there for you and trully love you for the person you are. Try not to get too carried away in your own world though. You two are all about the meaning in everything. This person is drawn to you by your acceptance, kindness, and emotional will towards all people. This person will want to spend the rest of thier lives with you and live thier life to the fullest with you by thier side.
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Hehe...can eat gud food today. Went to church...sang Latin songs...it's juz like singing Japanese...only easier...Then, went to library to return book and get new book...^.^ Yesterday, my mom, bro and I went to this Royal London Circus...(long name) Free of charge...cos dad got invitation..^.^ Got lots of shows laa...This is my second time oledi...really don't know what i'm typing here...juz bored so type lo. Haha...wasting time. Today also got go swimming...got rain a bit. Thunder also got.....lighting too...for a short period of time...my bro keep on kicking so...got realy mad, then kick back. (simple thing called give and take) Haiz...really bORING!! Kan good if pao on9 this time...a bit early...hehe.
Birthdays on June:
4th : Mine
5th : Jason's (fido dido)
6th : Grandfather's (father side)
8th : Uncle and Desmond
9th : PeI YeE!!
10th: My fwen's mom bday
Then I dunno liaw...hehhe..Dylan says that he's going to give me, Desomond and Pei Yee bday pressent arr...hehe...
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