Dylan the Fisherman (Fiction)

KAy...i really dunno wad to write...juz for fun...(No kaitan with the dead or alive, get it Dylan...i noe ur're reading this)

Once upon a time, there was this guy named Dylan. Kay, he likes to eat sardines, with tomato sauce. (Ya...i mean the fish...) Being a fisherman and the husband of three boys, he juz like to eat. Everyday, he would go to his 'secret pond' juz to eat his sardines, or fish for some.

One NIGHT, he fell asleep beside the lake. (did I mention that he likes sleeping too??) At around 12.00p.m, fireworks were fired! *bang boom wadevar* YEah...fireworks... He thought that World War Two has juz repeated itself. (Haha..he was from dunno wad era..) So, he went back home and told his wife: "Sayang! Quick get up!! War is going on!!" Quickly the wife get her baseball bat and start to attack him because he came back really late. He thought that his own WIFE was on the enemies side. His sons are still sleeping, and he thought that they are DEAD...-.-"

So from that day onwards, he learnt his lesson not to trust anyone else.

THE END!

I repeat, this story is for fun, and has no kaitan with the DEAD or ALIVE. I noe...it stinks...but i'm really bored. Hate to study for KH. (Yeah, Dylan...there are many people name DYLAN in this world, so don't think that i'm writing bout you. ^.^)